Gettin' Political: My pick for the Prezie Prez

Apparently Mike Gravel hasn’t dropped out of the race. He’s just done campaigning. Because with 0.14% of votes, what would you do? Hmm, lets see OH, that’s right- stop campaigning and let the people (un)knowingly come to you. The man is a fucking genious.

For those of you who don’t know the amazing-ness of Mike Gravel, let me prep you. He’s running for Prez and he is insane/awesome. He had enough campaign money to make only one commercial. He decided to make the commercial... silent. (Genious move #2) For the first minute and 11 seconds, he just stares at the camera with a looks that says, you know America, you know (Oh, do I ever, Mike Gravel). He then drops a rock into a lake. BOOM.
And then there’s a whole minute of him walking away.
Money.
Well.
Spent.

Check out the video:



Needless to say, I’m quitting my job and campaigning for the cause here on out. Mike Gravel 2008 bitches.